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Guitar sikha tha jis ko patane ke liye.. . .  . . . Aaj offer aaya hai.. Usi ki shaadi me bajane ke liye..

A - U"r Attractive B - U"r D Best C - U"r Cute D - U"r Dear 2 me E - U"r Excellent F - U"r Funny G - U"r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I"m J - Just K - Kidding

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure And comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait... SORRY. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind...... - By

I had the toughest time of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering from these, I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis. Then they gave me hypodermics. Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy. These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis. I completely lost my memory for a while. I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis...... I don't know how I pulled through it. It was the hardest spelling test I've ever had. - By

Woman's Quote of the Day: Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with. Men's Counter-Quote of the Day: Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. -

It was five in the evening, the bank is almost closed. All of a sudden, the BM received a phone call from a lady. In a sweet voice she said: Sir, I urgently need Rs.50,000. Her voice was so captivating that the BM could not say no. He instructed his cashier to keep the cash ready and with reluctance he obeyed his boss. After a while, a dark complexioned lady with ugliest of face came to the bank and presented the cheque. The BM was taken aback, as he was expecting a cute lady. He immediately told the lady that they had already closed the cash for the day and she should come next day. The cashier was so furious and he asked the BM if his intention was to not to pay why he was made to sit late. BM: It's the Universal rule of the bankings that........ If words and figure differ, payment will be declined. - By

Top ten reasons why men prefer guns over women: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out. #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. ........ And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women.... #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun! - By

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure And comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible... No wait... SORRY. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that shit. Never mind...... - By

Fred is 34 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them." His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother." A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?" With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much." The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her." -

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मोहब्बत करली तुमसे बहुत सोचने के बाद, अब किसीको देखना नहीं तुम्हे देखने के बाद, दुनिया छोड़ देंगे तुम्हे पाने के बाद, खुदा माफ़ करे इतना जूठ बोलने के बाद.

बैठ कर मेहबूबा कि बाहो में ऐसा जोश आया वाह वाह! वाह वाह! बैठ कर मेहबूबा कि बाहो में ऐसा जोश आया फिर… फिर क्या हुआ? बीबी ने देख लिया और ICU में होश आया!

मेरी कब्र पे मत गुलाब लेके आना ना ही हाथों में चिराग लेके आना प्यासा हू मैं बरसो से राणा जी बोतल Mountain Dew की और एक ग्लास लेके आना.

मेरे दोस्त तुम भी लिखा करो शायरी तुम्हारा भी मेरी तरह नाम हो जाएगा जब तुम पर भी पड़ेंगे अंडे और टमाटर तो शाम की सब्जी का इंतज़ाम हो जाएगा…

चाँदनी चौक का नज़ारा ना होता, India Gate का सितारा ना होता, आज कल की लड़किया fashion ना करती, तो हर गली का लड़का आवारा ना होता.

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Apko Zindagi mein sbse ziyada kya milega Your Birth Year ?? Mine 1999 1980 Paisa 1981 Pyaar 1982 Izzat 1983 Nafrat 1984 Gifts 1985 Dhoka 1986 Mobiles 1987 Bachy 1988 Bewafai 1989 Roses♥ 1990 Rings 1991 Kiss 1992 Daughter 1993 Son 1994 GF/BF 1995 Bikes 1996 Dresses 1997 Mother's Love 1998 Mother's Pray 1999 Father ka Gussa

Ladki mandir me: Hey bhagawan kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do, . . . . . . . Bhagawan: Ghar chali ja beti, . . . . Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate, . Singles thoko lyk...

Love Marrige: Raat Ke Waqt . Shohar: Paani Pilao . . Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi, Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi, . Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde Khadi Rahi, . Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola! . Maango Kya Maangti Ho? . Biwi: Kamine Talaaq De.