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Bhikari - 1 Rupaye de Do.....Girl - Sharam nahi aati itne Smart, Handsome, Nojawaan hoke Bheek Mangte ho........Bhikari shocked & khush & face pe badi si smile lake bolta hai-"Achha Darling Phir 1 Chumma hi de do.."

Pappu Apni Family K Sath Jungle Me Rehta Tha. Ek Din Usy Jungle Se Ek Sheesha Mila. Sheeshe Me Usne Khud Ko Dekha To Usko Laga Ke Papa Ki Tasveer Hai. Wo Usey Apne Ghar Le Gaya Or Usse Roz Baaten Krne Laga. . . Uski Biwi Ko Shak Huwa. Ek Din Uski Gair Mojudgi Me Usne Sheesha Nikala Or Apna Aks Dekh Kar Boli:" Acha To Ye Hai Wo Churail.. Jis Se Mera Shohar Baaten Krta Hai" . Usne Sheesha Apni Saas Ko Dikhaya To Saas Ne Kaha:"koi Baat Nhi. Budhi Hai, Jaldi Marr Jayegi"

Pappu ki Girlfriend boli: Mujhe bhul jao, Meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu: Chal jo hona tha ho gaya, . . . Ek I-Phone bhej dena wahan se, Suna hai wahan sasta milta hai :p :v

Boy To Father : papa ek glass pani de do, . . . Father : khud uth k pe lo, . Boy : please de do na……! . Father : ab manga to thappad maronga. . . . . Boy : thappad marne aao to pani letay aana...

Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye. Santa: Hona Hi Tha. Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi. Dhoom 2 Golmaal 2 Raaz 2 Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.....

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No Teacher: Then there is no God! (few minutes later) BITTOO : Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No BITTOO : Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No BITTOO : Oho ok, So you have no brain... Bittoo Rocked, Teacher Shocked!

Ek Car Me Santa with Family Ja Raha Tha Police Ne Car Ko Roka Aur Bola : Ye Suraksha Week Hai, Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, Isliye Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai…!! Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge ?? Santa – Main Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.! Tabhi Uski Maa Boli – Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo, Daru Pikar Kuch Bhi Bolta Hai!! Awaaz sunke uske Papa (Banta singh) Neend Se Jage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole- Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Ja Payenge..!!

What is tension?............. . 1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi... Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi... . aap use hospital le gaye.... Doctor bola :- 'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'.. . Lo ho gayi tension............ Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu, Ladki boli yahi iska baap he. Aur tension!.................... . Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua....... Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.... Saala aurr tension!.......... . Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye.... Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske he? . REAL TENSION................ :v

Pappu ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . . 1 Admi ne poucha:" pappu, Drwaza Bechna hai kya.. ?? . . Pappu:" Nhi Re Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gyi hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi pappu se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gaya to.. ?? . . Pappu:" Abe Dhakkan Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai..

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya what is challenge.. ?? . . . Pappu ne pura page khaali chhodkar page k end me likha… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass karke dikha… its a challenge..!!

Patience The following conversation ensued between PAPPU and a beautiful woman: . PAPPU : Marry me? Woman: Do you have a flat? . PAPPU: No :(( Woman: Do you have an SUV car? . PAPPU: No. . Woman: How much is your salary? PAPPU: No salary.. but,.. . Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave, please . PAPPU: (Talks to himself) I have one villa, three properties in Dubai, three Ferraris, two Porsches.. Why do I still need to buy an SUV . How can I get the salary when actually I’m the boss.. . MORAL: Women Please be patient and listen to what guys have to say !!

Santa : Oyee ! Tumne apni Sagai kyu tOd di ?? . . Pappu : yr uska koi BF nahi tha.. . Santa : to fir prblem kya hai ? . . . . . . . . Pappu : Jo aaj tak kisi ki nA hO sAki wo meri kya hogi... :v :p :o

Sasur__ Damaad PAPPU se-- . 6 saal me 6 Bachche ___ ye kya mazak hai__ ?? . Damaad PAPPU- maine aap se pehle hi kaha tha.... . Garib zarur hu par Aapki Beti ko.... kabhi khali Pet nahi Rakhunga.. . PAPPU ROCKED-- :v SASUR SOCKED-- :o

Daughter:- Mom! he's just a friend! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mom:- Humne bhi duniya dekhi hai beta, 2 litre petrol jalaa ke, tume ghar tak chhodne wala just friend nahi hota!!;-)

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k ghumti hai...

Techer-1869 Me Kya Hua?? . . Intelligent studnt - Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer - Gud! Baith Jao . . . . Techer(Pappu Se) - Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . . . Pappu - Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.. :v :p