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Boy To Father : papa ek glass pani de do, . . . Father : khud uth k pe lo, . Boy : please de do na……! . Father : ab manga to thappad maronga. . . . . Boy : thappad marne aao to pani letay aana...

What's your relationship status ? Single In a Relationship It’s Complicated Confused Waiting Broken Hearted In Love Married Divorced Mutual Understanding Forever Alone

High class Insult... Boyfriend:"Please Keep Me InYour Brain, Not In YourHeart.... . . . Girlfriend:"HowFunny, WhyNot Heart.. ?? .. Boyfriend:"Because...Your Heart Is House full And Brain Is Empty,More Empty Space Means More Comfort..

Two girls found Rs 1000 on road.... . . . Girl 1 : what to do with this money now ? . . . Girl 2 : lets take 50-50 . . . Girl 1 : okay but baki k 900 Rs ka kya karenge ? WOW Kya dimag hota hai inka...

"मार्गदर्शक" वह प्राइमरी स्कूल की टीचर थी ! सुबह उसने बच्चोँ का टेस्ट लिया था और उनकी कापियां देखते-देखते उसके आंसू बहने लगे ! उसका पति वही लेटा टीवी देख रहाँ था उसने रोने का कारण पूछा ! टीचर बोली , ' सुबह मैने बच्चो को 'मेरी सबसे बङी इच्छा ' विषय पर कुछ पंक्तियां लिखने को कहां था ! एक बच्चे ने इच्छा जाहिर की है कि भगवान उसे टेलीविजन बना देँ ! ' यह सुनकर पतिदेव हंसने लगे ! टीचर बोली , ' आगे तो सुनो ! बच्चे ने लिखा हैँ- यदि मैँ टीवी बन जाऊंगा , तो घर मेँ मेरी एक खास जगह होगी और सारा परिवार मेरे इर्द-गिर्द रहेगा ! जब मैँ बोलूंगा , तो सारे लोग मुझे ध्यान से सुनेँगे ! मुझे रोका-टोका नहीँ जाएगा और न ही उल्टे सवाल होँगे ! जब मैँ टीवी बनूंगा , तो पापा आफिस से आने के बाद थके होने के बावजूद मेरे साथ बैठेँगे ! मम्मी को जब तनाव होगा , तो वे मुझे डांटेगी नही , बल्कि मेरे साथ रहना चाहेँगी ! मेरे बङे भाई-बहनोँ के बीच मेरे पास रहने के लिए झगङा होगा ! यहां तक कि जब टीवी बंद रहेगा , तब भी उसकी अच्छी तरह देखभाल होगी ! और हां , टीवी के रुप मेँ मैँ सबको खुशी भी दे सकूंका

Santa : train me raat bhar nind nahi aai, upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi... . . . Banta : to xchnge kar leta. . . . . Santa : kis'se karta niche ki seat par koi aaya hi nahi...

I give you all of me. Put you first in line, such a waste of time I was always yours, you were never mine

If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Relationship is not just a word ! It's perfect match between two souls It's a silent commitment ! Which says, ! I will be with You forever... ♥♥♥

When I miss you sometimes I listen to music or look at pictures of you, not to remind me of you but to make me feel as I'm with you,it makes me forget the distance and capture you! I”m Missing You baby..

Beautiful message! �� Stay away from Anger. It hurts only you. �� If you are right then there is no need to get angry. �� And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry. �� Patience with family is love. �� Patience with others is respect. �� Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith. �� Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears. �� Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear. �� Live this Moment with a Smile, It brings Cheer. �� Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, �� Every problem comes to make us or break us. �� The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious. �� Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful.

1st Friend:"dekh maine naya mobile Liya.. 2nd Friend:"waah, chal party de, mai tujhe gift dunga.. Shaam ko wo hotel gaye (after dinner) 2nd:"tumne hotel me khane ka inetzaam kaise kiya...??? 1st:"Mobile Bech ke.. Teri khushi se badhkar thodi kuch hai.. 2nd:"Saale, Mujhe pata tha, tu aisa hi karega.. Maine tera becha hua mobile Us dukan se le liya tha.. Le teri gift... "Zindagi me dost nahi, Dosto me zindagi hai..''

Mom:Why do you watch english channels? . Me:Kyu kya problem usme? . Mom : Koi culture hai wo? 100 baar shaadi-divorce . Me : What about balika vadhu?

Arbo ki ginti to mujhe aati nahi, par ek dil ka khayaal aapse keh du, Agar paani ki har ek boond khushi ban jaaye, to aapko tohfe mein sara samunder de du…

Saare Shikwe Janab Tere Hai, Dil Pe Saare Azaab Tere Hai, Tum Yaad Aao To Nind Nahi Aati, Nind Aaye To Saare Khwab Tere Hai

True Lines..!! Kisi Ne Sach Hi Kaha Tha Ki "Sachaa Pyar Kaßhi Mar Nahi Sakta" . . Magar Ye Adhura Sach Tha, Kyunki . . 'Sachaa Pyar Toh Kaßhi Nahi Marta, Lekin Aapko Jeetey Ji Maar Dalta hai.. agree...??

Life has never promised you anything... Nor has Destiny.. But people did.. . Some said they would never leave you.. Lie! . Some said they would love you until death.. Lie! . Some said you were the most precious one.. Lie! . Life is made of such sweet Lies... . All that matters is, how you faced the time you finally realised those were just lies... We may ask, "Wouldn't life be much better without these lies?" . But the truth is, the times you lived on those big lies were the only times you lived..!!

When I like a song I listen to it 1000 times, then after 1 week I get sick of it and hate it..!! ‪#‎ TrueStory‬

Mil gya kamina . . . . . . . . . . ! ! ! ! "HENRY FISHEL-AMERICAN" was the fist person who invent the "EXAMS" Forward to all students.. .. kaminey ne zindagi ka maza kharab kar diya...

धरती पर चलने हवा मेँ साँस लेने और तुम्हेँ छूने से बड़ी और क्या तीर्थ यात्रा होगी......

"बीत गया क्या मुझसे पूछ, . . जन्मदिन के दिन...और तेरे बिन.....

"जब वक्त आया तो,वो बिक चुका था, . . मुझको अमीर होने में ज़रा देर हो गयी"....

Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye. Santa: Hona Hi Tha. Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi. Dhoom 2 Golmaal 2 Raaz 2 Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.....

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No Teacher: Then there is no God! (few minutes later) BITTOO : Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No BITTOO : Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No BITTOO : Oho ok, So you have no brain... Bittoo Rocked, Teacher Shocked!

Ek Car Me Santa with Family Ja Raha Tha Police Ne Car Ko Roka Aur Bola : Ye Suraksha Week Hai, Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, Isliye Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai…!! Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge ?? Santa – Main Isse Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.! Tabhi Uski Maa Boli – Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo, Daru Pikar Kuch Bhi Bolta Hai!! Awaaz sunke uske Papa (Banta singh) Neend Se Jage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole- Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Ja Payenge..!!

sad love story ;-( !?! . 1 Ladki Ko Anguthi Chahiye Thi, Lekin Uske Boyfriend Ne Use Anguthi K Badle Me 1 Teddy Bear Dia. . Gusse Me Ladki Ne Us Teddy Bear Ko Road Pe Fek Dia. . Boyfriend Teddy Bear Lene Road Pe Gaya Lekin Tabi Peche Se Ek Car Ne Use Takkar Maar Dia Or Wo Ladka Wahi Mar Gaya. . Uske Antim Sanskar K Din Us Ladki Ne Teddy Bear Ko Zor Se Gale Lagaya Or Tab Teddy Bear K Andar Laga Hua Machine Bola. "Kya Aap Mujse Shadi Karoge, Anguthi Mere Pocket Me He. . Respect Ur Love

Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai. . . . . . . . . . Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!

Wafa ka dariyaa kabhee Rukta nhi, Isqu me "Premi kabhee Zukhte nhi, Khamosh hai Hum kisi ki khusi ke Liye, Na socho ki Hamara DiL Dukhta Nhi.

Must read . I wont say "I'll never make u cry"; Bt I'll make u smile before ur tears get dry..., I wont say "I'll never tell u a lie; But If I do, I do it for a reason, some day I'll tell u why..., I dont say "we'll never have a fight"; But I'll say I'm really sorry when I realize u were right..., I dont say "Life together will be... easy & bright"; But when things get tough..., I'll hold u tight to me...., I got nothing more to say, I got nothing more to prove....., But Always remember.... I'll love you forever...

Who is the luckiest lover in this World?? Guess…!!! .. A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could not propose her & gets the same girl as his wife in an arrange marriage......

Never Waste An Opportunity To Say... 'I Love You' To Someone You Really Like, Coz It Is Not Everyday You'll Meet The Person Who Has The Magic To Let You Fall In Love...

WHAT Do You Do when you are HURt ?? . 1)Cry. 2) Sleep. 3) Listen to music. 4) Sit in a corner and keep thinking. 5) Drive. 6) Walk Alone Outside. 7) Ignore. 8)Revenge. 9) Other( Please Specify)

Cutest proposal . . . Boy: I have a big question and I am hoping you can give me the answer... Girl: What is it? Boy: You see most part of our body has a pair right? Without each one our body is unbalanced!! Ex: hands, eyes, ears, legs, lungs,kidney etc... Girl: so....whats the question? Boy: the question is.. Can I have your heart to pair with my heart?? Because without you my life is unbalanced!!! ♥♥

If He shouts .. 'I Love you' in Public place he Meant It -If he Says It .. In front of His friends he is Proudof you - If he Says It .. In front of His Parents, he is Ready for you -If he says It .. Inside a Cinema, you are Beautiful - If he Expresses It .. During His Busy Working Hours, he Constantly Thinks about you Love Is Special in it Own Way. Words r not just enough to Express Love

Awesome reality :- . . Best friends never propose each others...! . . But They really feel bad when one gets committed to some other ...!!!

Romance is when you walk on streets and smile.. UHH dance alone in your room.. UHH wait for someone's call before falling asleep.. Uhh expect someone's photograph to be your wallpaper And a name that stays as your password forever ♥♥

The right way to kiss a girl : Push her up against a wall , hold her arms above her head , and kiss her like you mean it ...:*) And now i know you are imagining the one whom you want to kiss right now .

A boy Was Tired Of Girlfriend's Msgs Which Always Said- I Love U, I Miss U.... One Night he Received A Msg FroM Her But Didn't Read It,Insted he Slept Next Day he Got A Call FroM His girlfriend's MoM Who Said.... That Her Daughter Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night.... he Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written, "Dear Please CoMe In Front Of your House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz.....

I know you are not for me, But why? I'm thinking about you, why? My heart beat for you, why? My eyes want to see you, why? In prayers to God I want you Because i'm invited in your love, Listen, My Dear, I love Uhh ,I love Uhh, I love Uhh So Sweet naaa ?

Relationship is Not about AGE, Not about DISTANCE, Not about communicating each other everyday, what Important most is: TRUST & LOYALTY... The TRUST of Girl to her Man, The LOYALTY of Man to his Girl...

I Don't Want Another Cinderella Story, I Don't Even Want A Twilight Story, All I Want Iz You And Me Together Alwayz Be Our own story Until End..!!

READ MUST A Cute LOVE STORY::) . Girl: Am I pretty? Boy: NO . Girl: Do u want 2 live wid me? Boy: NO . Girl: Will u cry if I leave? Boy: NO . The girl got hurt n started to cry . The boy pulled her close 2 him n said . U are not Pretty but Beautiful . I don't want 2 live wid you but live 4 u. . If u leave me i don't cry but DIE.

Boy: My Heart Is Not Loyal at Me . Girl: How? Boy: My Heart is Mine. But . . . When Ever I Argue with it About You. It Always Takes Your Side

Mujhe Ishq me iljamo ki parwah nahi , Mai ashiq hu jurm-e-ishq ka gawah nahi, Teri khusi isme hai to mai hajir hu samne, Lakh sitam kar lo mere labo pe ahh nahi, Mujhe samjha ke waqt jaaaya kar rahe ho, Ishq me magrur log lenge kabhi salah nahi, Chalo mana tune bhula diya hai mujhe, Ye kahte hua kya bhingi teri nigah nahi, Mai sar ko jhuka lu mumkin hi nahi hai, Hai kaun badshah mujhe parwah nahi …..

sabhi log shareek they janazey mae uskey,tanhayiyon ke khoff sae jo mar gaya.aaj to be sabab udaas hai leee ishq hota to koi baat be hoti.

Chahton Ka Manzar Vo Is Kadar Dikha Gye, Ki Raah Chlte Ham Un Par Zindgi Luta Gye, Vo Kyu Na Miln Hamen Isi Soch Me Dube Rahe Or Vo Kisi Dusre Ko Apna Bna Gye..

Bina Dekhe Chaaha Tujhe Khata Ho Gayi, . Meri Manzil Mujhse Khafa Ho Gayi, . Tu Ne Dur Jane Ka Faisla Kya Kiya, . Meri Zndgi Mere Liye Gunah Ho Gayi..

Kuch Waqt Pehle Mujhe Bhi Zindagi Ne Azmaya Tha, . Kisi Ke Sath Mene Bhi Hansta Hua Pal Bitaya Tha, . Rota Hua Chor Gaye To Kya Hua, . Hasna Bhi To Usi Ne Sikhaya Tha ..!!!

Tanhaai Me Jab Bite Lamho Ki Yaad Aati Hai, . Kya Kahe Jism Se Jaan Chali Jaati Hai, . Yun To Unki Berukhi Yaad Hai Hume, . . Par Aankhe Band Kare To Surat Unki Nazare Aati Hai..

Chahton Ka Manzar Vo Is Kadar Dikha Gye, . Ki Raah Chlte Ham Un Par Zindagi Luta Gye, . Vo Kyu Na Miln Hamen Isi Soch Me Dube Rahe, . Or Vo Kisi Dusre Ko Apna Bana Gye..

A boy Was Tired Of Girlfriend's Msgs Which Always Said- I Love U, I Miss U.... One Night he Received A Msg FroM Her But Didn't Read It,Insted he Slept Next Day he Got A Call FroM His girlfriend's MoM Who Said.... That Her Daughter Had A Car Accident & Died Last Night.... he Then Read The Msg In Which It Was Written, "Dear Please CoMe In Front Of your House, I Met With An Accident & Its My Last Wish To See U Plz.....

Chahat wo nahi jo"jaan"deti hai... . Chahat wo nahi jo"muskan"deti hai.... . Asli chahat to wo hai jo pani me gira aansu bhi pehchan leti hai

Bewafa Hai Dunia Kisi Ka Aitbaar Na Karo, . Har Pal Dete Hai Dhoka Kisi Se Pyar na Karo, . Mit Jao Beshaq Tanha Ji Kar, . Par Kisi Ke Sath Ka Intzaar Na Karo..

Aaj fir bachpan k un dino ki yaad ati hai Aj fir tere god me sone ki icha stati hai Ghum hu iss anjan sheher mai kahi Mujhe dhund k mere pass aa maa Fir mujhe dant mujhe puchkar maa Dur hu me tujhse yahi baat stati hai Kark dhup me teri anchal ki chav yaad ati hai Darta hu iss bhid se k kahi ghum jaunga Ladkhdaenge agr kadam toh kese khda ho paunga Fir mujhe sambhalne yhaa aa maa Mujhe dantne puchkarne fir mere pass aa maa Chla hu anjan rasto me akela Bhid bhare rasto pe bas tanha chlta chla Hath thamke sahi raste pe leja tu maa Ladkhadae kadmo ko firse smbhal maa Mujhe dantne mujhe puchkarne fir mere pass aa maa Kahne ko sab hai yha maze me hu ye kehta har dam tujhe wha Mere mze k piche jo dard chipa hai use zra dant maa Naa stae mujhe esa smjha maa Fir mujhe datne puchkarne mere pass aa maa Dkhta hu jb khudko aine me toh teri wo dant yaad ati hai badi dari muche kb ktwaega ye baat yad ati hai khudko bda smjh k pachta rha hu me maa fir wahi bchpan k din l

LOVE is something beautiful, a desire,a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes U feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away.

Woh Apne Mehandi Wale Haath Mujhe Dikha Kar Royi, Ab Main Hoon Kisi Aur Ki Yeh Mujhe Bata Kar Royi. Pehle Kehti Thi Ke Nahi Ji Sakhti Tere Bin, Aaj Phir Se Woh Baat Dohra Kar Royi.

तू चाले मारुती में,,, मैँ ट्रक्टर आला सूं . तू पहरे लांडी कुर्ती,,, मैँ धोती कुरते आला सूं, . तू राखे रोटी पौन ने,,, मैँ चुल्ले पुन्कनी आला सूं . तेने भावे चाव मिंग,,, मैँ निरे बाजरे आला सूं . तू पीवे कैम्पा कोला,,, मैँ सिरफ़ लासी पीनीया सूं . तेने भावे 'फ्रेंच कट',,, मैँ मुछ्आँ के भरोटे आला सूं . कुकर मेल बेठे आपना,,, मैँ chhora gaama आला सूं ।

Mera bas chale to teri adayen khareed lun. . . . . Apne jeene k waste teri Wafaye khareed lun. . . . . Kar ske jo har waqt deedar tera, . . . . sab kuch luta K WO nigAhein khareed lun . . .

• Aιsa κya lικнoon κe тere dιl κo тasallι нo jaye. . . . |♥ . • κya ιтna вaтana κaaғι naнιn κe merι "zιndagι нo тum".

# Yeh Zindagii Chal Toh Rahii Thii , Par Terey Aane Se Meine Jeena Shuru Kiia <''Aur Ab Takdeer Yahii Haii )):<'' Ki Terey Har Ek Khwab Ko Poora Karoo Tujhe Zindagii Du.

Hamari Judai Ka Gum Na Karna, Door Raho To Bhi Dosti Kam Na Karna, Agar Mile Aap aur Hame Zindagi Ke Kisi Mod Par, Toh Dekh Kar Humko Apni Aankhe Band Na Karna..

During an argument, a Husband told his Wife, "women are just Donkeys. All women are Donkeys!!!" The next day as the were traveling, a donkey crosses right in front of the car. The Wife tells her Husband, "Sweetheart, be careful. Your mother is crossing the road"

Tum To Reh Loge Saath Kisi Aur Ke, . Magar Main Kya Karun Ke Mujhe Rasta Badalna Bhi Nahi Aata, . Tum To Khush Reh Loge Mere Bin, Dekho Tumhare Bin To Mujhe Jeena Bhi Nahi Aata..!

एक बै एक ताऊ आपनी पोती खातर छोरा देखन जा था. जब वो घर तै बाहर लकङा तो ताई नै रुकका मारया अक छोरी खातर तो कोए 16 पढया लिखया देख की आईये. ताऊ छोह मैँ आ क नयु बोलया अक 16 पढया होङया ना मिलया तो आठ आठ पढे दो देख आऊ के.

छोटी थी तो मरजाणी कोका कोला पिया करे थी चटनी गेलां तीन परांठे एक हजमोला लिया करे थी ईब जावे बीयर बारां में वा बडी बडी कारा में ना टेंशन लेती घरकां की काच्चे काटे से यारां में पीवे खावे मौज करे वा जिंदगी में फूल ऐस भी लेरी बेंका का मन्ने के बेरा दो तीन लाख तो कैश भी लेरी दस दिन पहला ईतनी मोटी छह तोले की चैन करायी एक बात मेरी समझ ना आती ईतने रुपये कित ते लायी पिवे से बिसलरी हाथ ना लावे नोरमल पानी के कोये डाकटर या परोपरटी डीलर फंस रा से मरजाणी के

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. . CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man, but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti. . Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Hum Jab Nibhate Hain To Is Tarha Nibhate Hain Friendship Ki.. . Saans Lena Chor Sakte Hain Magar Daaman-E-Yaar Nahi...!!

Saath chorne walo ko toh-- - ek bahana chahiye, warna nibhane wale toh-- - mout ke dawaaze tak saath nibhate hai...!!!

3 rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai . . . . . 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur . . . . . . . . . . 3- Girlfriend garibi Me... :-):-)

Bad marne ke mere tum jO kahani likhna....,, . Kaise barbad huii merii jawanii likhna.....,, . Ye b likhna ke mere hOth husi kO tarse, . Umar bhar aankh se bahta raha panii likhna......

A= Aitbaar B= Bharosa C= Chahat D= Dosti E= Enaayat F= Faisla G= Gham H= Hamdam I= Intizar J= Justuju K= Khayal L= Lamhay M= Mohabbat N= Naarazgi O= Omeed P= Pyaar Q= Qismat R= Rishtay S= Samjhota T= Tamanna U= Udasiyan V= Virasat W= Wada X= Xcuse Y= Yadain In Sab Feelings Se Milkar Banti Hai Z=Zindagi.