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Mornings are like a blank canvas. You need to draw and put your own paints. You have a choice to make the canvas look ugly or make it lovely. Choose the latter and have a beautiful day ahead!

If you wish to make a relationship better this morning then understand that people sometimes only need a listening ear rather than a talkative mouth. A loving hug than a push and a gentle smile to remind that everything is going to be alright. Good morning.

God has blessed you with so many talents. Make sure that you make use of each of those qualities to make life beautiful for yourself and your loved ones. Have a blessed day!

Let me be the one that brightens your life. The kind of friend who brings beautiful music for your ears and a delight to your eyes. Good morning!

Don't let the regrets and hatred of yesterday consume this morning. . Forget the people who hurt you and make the most of people who have been entrusted to you. Let love be your motivation today. Good day!

This sms has not come to eat up your battery. . Instead it has brought along with it some sunshine, sounds of birds chirping and a lovely wish that your day goes well. . . Good morning!

It takes less than a day to succeed and do great things. . . Never underestimate the power of things that can happen in one day. . Look up positively and have a great day!

What is different about this morning than those others? . Here is a day which has never been lived before, a date . . which has never been visited and this friend of yours has grown closer to you in friendship. . Good Morning!

Wo mout bhi badi haseen hogi, jo teri baahoon mein aani hogi wada raha tujhse pehle hum mar jayenge, kyun ki tere liye jannat bhi to sajaani hogi...

Wife Taaro Ko Dekh Kar Boli :- 'Wo Konsi Cheez Hai,, Jo Tum Roj Dekh Sakte Ho,, Par tod Nahi Sakte.. . . . . . . . . . Husband::- tera muh!!! :D

Tairna to Aata tha Humko be Mohabat kay samandar main . (Mohsin) . JAB US NAY HAT NA PAKRA PHR HAMEN DOOB JANA HI ACHHA LAGA ◄█▓░Víjæý░▓█►

PAINFUL BUT CUTE ..!! . . After two years of BreaKup, . . Boy saw his GF wid her Husband.. . . She was rubbing her nose on his shOulder.. . . . Boy (Smiling) :- Aaj bhi Rumaal bhul gayee.. Pagal.

Engineering student ka dard.. . . Wo ye bol kar hume chhod gayi dosto.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatam nahii hote, tum pyar kya Ghanta karoge

Height of fashion A one year boy said to his mother . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mom dipper thoda niche bandho na jayda stylish luk ata hai....

Rishta Humara Is Jahan Mein Sab Se Pyara Ho,,,,, Jaise Zindagi Ko Saanso Ka Sahara Ho,,,,, Yaad Rakhna Humein Us Pal Mein Bhi,,,, Jab Hum Akele Ho Aur Sara Jahan Tumhara Ho"

Kuch dard mujhe tu sehne de, . Ander se jinda rehne de. . Aakhen banjar ho jaayengi, . Kuch ashq mere behne de..

Awesome lines ... . Tha Main Neend Mein Or Mujhe Itna Sajaya Ja Raha Tha, Bade Hi Pyar Se Mujhe Nehlaya Ja Raha Tha, Najane Tha Wo Konsa Ajab Khail Mere Ghar Mein, Bac'chon Ki Tahra'n Mujhe Kandhe Pe Uthaya Ja Raha Tha, Tha Paas Mere Mera Har Apna Us Waqt, Phir Bhi Main Har Kisi K Mu Se Bulaya Ja Raha Tha, Jo Kabhi Dekhte Bhi Na The, Muhabbat Ki Nigha Se, Un K Dil Se Bhi Pyar Mujh Pe Lutaya Ja Raha Tha, Maloom Nahi Heran Tha Har Koi, Mujhe Sota Hua Dekh Kar, Zor Zor Se Ro Kar Mujhe Hansaya Ja Raha Tha, Kaanp Utthi Meri Rooh, Mera Wo Makaa'n Dekh Kar, Pata Chala Mujhe JLAYA Ja Raha Tha, Ro Pada Phir Main Bhi Apna Wo Manzar Dekh Kar Jahan Mujhe Hamesha ke Liye sulaya ja raha ...

Love V/s Daaru- . Love- Pagal Banata Hai. Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai. . Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai. Daru- Pee Kar Neend Ach6i Ati Hai. . . Love- Me Date Ke 2000/- Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-. . . Love- Me Sabki Suno. Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao. . . . . Faisla Aapke Haath Me. . Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... . . Jiyo Ladkhadake.....

Toot jaaye na bharam honthon ko hilaoon kaise , . Haal jaisa bhi hai logon ko sanaun kaise, . Wo agar rulata hai mujhe to rulaye jee bhar ke, . Meri aankhein hain wo mein usko rulaoon kaise…

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You’re My Angel, You See Me Through Believe In Me, I’ll Believe In You Oh Fill My Heart From Your Loving Well You’re My Angel Pick Me Up When I’m Feeling Down When I Stumble On Shaky Ground Oh You’re My Answer When I Cant Tell You’re My Angel Oh You Take Me Up To Heaven When you Spread Your Loving Wings When I am weary and way behind When I am clearly out of my mind Oh When I find I’m in my hell You’re My Angel Oh You’re My Angel!

You’re My Angel, You See Me Through Believe In Me, I’ll Believe In You Oh Fill My Heart From Your Loving Well You’re My Angel Pick Me Up When I’m Feeling Down When I Stumble On Shaky Ground Oh You’re My Answer When I Cant Tell You’re My Angel Oh You Take Me Up To Heaven When you Spread Your Loving Wings When I am weary and way behind When I am clearly out of my mind Oh When I find I’m in my hell You’re My Angel Oh You’re My Angel!

Akpos and his babe papa...... General: Hello! May I know you? Caller (Akpos): sorri I want to speak wit Joy sir. General: I said who are u & what for? Akpos: hmmm (after he understood d situation @ hand), Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO from WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE. Joy's friend is presently on hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2Million Naira. So the next voice you hear after is her's, the time starts now....... General: ooh am very sorry!!! Joy! ,Joy!! Pls take ur phone ur friend needs ur help........... Akpos: The question is, when are you coming tomorrow? A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening, D. Night. Joy: D. Night. Akpos: Are you sure? Final answer?.... Joy: yes am very sure! Akpos: okay, greet that yeye father of urs for me

What is tension?............. . 1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi... Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi... . aap use hospital le gaye.... Doctor bola :- 'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'.. . Lo ho gayi tension............ Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu, Ladki boli yahi iska baap he. Aur tension!.................... . Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua....... Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.... Saala aurr tension!.......... . Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye.... Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske he? . REAL TENSION................ :v

Honey Singh Ka Exam Version.. . Book Se Hu Door Lekin Exam Se Majboor.. . . Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor.... . . ha Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau.. . . Bas pass hone ke liye mai ye answer likte jaau.. Din raat hi mai ye book rat'te jau... Book aur guide mai dekhu vari vari.. ji krda book faad du main saari..........

Honey Singh Ka Exam Version.. . Book Se Hu Door Lekin Exam Se Majboor.. . . Dil Ko Sataye Ye Teacher ka Noor.... . . ha Answer Ye Sachi aaj usko batau.. Mujhe samajh nahi ata kaise teacher ko patau.. . . Bas pass hone ke liye mai ye answer likte jaau.. Din raat hi mai ye book rat'te jau... Book aur guide mai dekhu vari vari.. ji krda book faad du main saari..........

Pappu ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . . 1 Admi ne poucha:" pappu, Drwaza Bechna hai kya.. ?? . . Pappu:" Nhi Re Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gyi hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi pappu se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gaya to.. ?? . . Pappu:" Abe Dhakkan Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai..

Kon kisi ka hota hai is matlabi duniya me . . Apne bhi bhool jate hai mrne k 12 din bad

Darpok hai vo log jo pyaar nai karte.. . Bahut Haunsla chahiye barbaad hone ke liye...!♥

Hume to jeene ki koi iccha ni thi . Par usk pyar ne i jeena sikhaya tha . Usko pata tha hm toot jaynge ab usk bna . Shayad usne yai chaha tha

Mne to uski khusi k lye sb ku6 de diya . . . Or wo khta h m use khusi na de saki

Zindgi ko pyar hm aapse jyada nahi krte , . kisi pr aitbar aapse jyada nahi krte , aap jee sake mere bin to achhi baat h , hum ji lenge aapke bin ye wada nahi krte

A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. . Unless it's 3am . And you're home alone. . And you don't have a baby :p

Most people want a perfect relationship.... . I just want a cheeseburger . . that looks like the ones in commercials.

Girls 5.9" and over don't need to wear heels. . What the hell . . you all trying to do ? . . Whisper to God ?

Meri mohabbat mere jazbaat Sirf Tum Se Hai, Dekho meri kainat Sirf Tum Se Hai...!!! . Auron se mein pochne ka haq nahin rakhti, Mere sawalat mere jawabat Sirf Tum Se Hai...!!! . Tum ko maloom hi nahi meri tanhai ka dukh, Meri sochein mere khyalat Sirf Tum Se Hai...!!! . Tum sath ho to muqaddar pe hukoomat apni, Mere har rishte ki sougaat Sirf Tum Se Hai...!!! . Gar kabhi bikhar jaaon toh samait lena mujh ko, Hai mukammal jo meri zaat Sirf Tum Se Hai...!!!/

νo κεhτε τhε κi hυm αρηα τιmε ωα$tε καr rαhε hαι. . Hαr βαr εκ hi βααt....βααr βααr εκ hi βααt . ραr vo γεh κγu ηαhi $αmαjτε ki hυm uηkε βιηα ηαhi jεε sαkτε . κααsh vo mεrα ργαr sαmαjΗ lετε

BREAKING NEWS:- Ek latest research se pataa lagaa hai . . . . Agar Patni Karwachauth ke bajaaye Maunvrat rakhe toh Pati 25 saal zyada zinda reh sakta hai...lolz

Tumhara Ishq Tumhari Wafa Hi Kaafi Hai Tamaam Umr Yehi Aasra Hi Kaafi Hai . Jahan Kahin Bhi Milo, Mil Ke .Muskura Dena Khushi Ke Wastey Yeh Silsila Hi Kafi Hai . Mujhe Bahaar Ke Mausam Se Nahi Kuch Lena Tumhare Pyar Ki Rangeen Fiza Hi Kaafi Hai . Yeh Log Kaun Si Manzil Ki Baat Karte Hain? Musaafiron Ke Liye Tu Raasta Hi Kaafi Hai . . . . .

GOLDEN WORDS : . "Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo, Usko kal tak rakho .. Kya pata.. .. .. .. Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!" . William Kaamchor.. :p :v

What is wife……………….. ? . . Fauji : Sare Dushman Hum Se Darte Hai Aur Hum Bivi Se. . . Mochi : Main Juton Ki Marammat Krta Hoon Aur Bivi Meri . . . Teacher : Mai School Mein Lecture Deta Hoon Aur Ghar Mein B.v Se Sunta Hn . . . Officer : Mai Office Mein Boss Hoon Aur Ghr Mein Nokar . . . Judge : Main Court May Faisle Sunata Hoon Aur Ghar Mein Khud Insaaf Ki Bheekh Mangta hu..... :p :v

Teacher: children whom U hate d most? . UKG student: raja ram mohan roy . Teacher: Oh god!! Y? . UKG boy: He stopped the child marriages. :p :v . . Crazy genaration. :o

YOU! ... YES YOU! You are the one who makes me smile everyday. You are the one who makes my heart beat faster. You are the one who gives me reason to wake up every morning. You are the reason why I laugh. You are the reason why I am eager to get what I want. You are the reason why I still keep fighting here in this world though I'm so tired. You keep me strong. You make my world so wonderful. You are my angel who always guides me. You are my Love. You are my EVERYTHING. And I want you to know that I really really really really love you

Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... . . Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! . . . Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. . Issliye, pehle hi le aayi thi ! :p :p

Jindagi hamesha kuchh naya dikhayegi, kabhi hasayegi to kabhi rulayegi, ispar bharosa mat karna mere dost, ye jindagi hai na jaane kis mod pe akela chhod jayegi......

Ham apne Pyaar ka Izhaar isliye nahi karte hain, Kyunki ham unki han ya na se darte hain, Agar unhone kar di han to ham khushi se mar jayenge, Aur agar unhone kar di na to ro ro ke mar jayenge, Baat ye nahi ke ham apni Maut se darte hain, Par hamari Maut pe na beh jaye kahin Unke do Aansu, Ham to bas Unke un do Aansuon ki kadr karte hain…

Jab Chalta Hai Kalam To Dil Ka DardLikhta Hu, ,,, Judai - E - Bewafai, ,,, Ka Aalam Likhta Hu,,, , Aankho Se Ye Aanshu Behte Rehte Hai,,,, . Jab Teri Yaad Mai Kuch Alfaaz Likhta Hu....!!

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya what is challenge.. ?? . . . Pappu ne pura page khaali chhodkar page k end me likha… . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass karke dikha… its a challenge..!!

Ek Bar Obama, Manmohan, Sonia aur Aishwrya Train Me the. . Tbhi 1 Gufa Ayi Or "Kissing" aur "Jhapad" Ki awaj Aayi. . Jab train bahar Aayi to Obama ka Gaal laal tha, sab ke sab chup. . . Sonia soch rahi thi K,Obama Ne Aish ko Kiss Kiya Hoga, Or thapad khaya Hoga. . . Aish soch rahi thi K Obama ne Muje Kiss Karne k Liye glti se Sonia Ko Kiss Kiya hoga aur jhapad Khaya. . . Obama soch raha tha K Manmohan ne Aish ko kiss kiya Lekin aish ne . Muje Samja aur muje Jhapad Mara... . . Manmohan soch raha tha 1 bar fir gufa Aaye aur Mai kiss ki awaj Nikal kar fir Obama ko Jhapad Maru.. :D :v

“Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows.” . Even beyond the Darkest Clouds; . The Sun is always Shining. . Have Faith - and never ever give up. . good morning...have an nice day...

Tujhe Chahne Ki Mujhe Itni Si Saza Dena, . Dhalte Shaam Ki Wo Humari Tasweer Jala Dena, . Mita Dena Zindagi Ke Har Hisse Se Mujhe, . Samajh Ke Eak Ajnabi Mujhko Bhula Dena. . Jaan Meri Mai Hu Eak Kaanta, Rakhoge Dil Me To Chubhta Rahuga, Mujhe Bhi Nahi Khwahush Tere Panah Ki, . Tanhaiyo Ki Hi Tu Mujhko Dua Dena. . Thi Jinme Teri Yadon Ki Khushboo, Wo Rahen Ab Mere Liye Anjaan Hai, . Na Aaunga Kabhi Lowt Ke Ye Wada Hai Tumse. . Mujhe Fir Se Dekhne Ke Khyalat Mita Dena...;(

Deewana hun tera mujhe inkaar nahi, . kaise keh dun ki mujhe tumse pyar nahi, . kuch shararat to teri nazro mein bhi thi, . main akela hi to iska gunehgar nahi...!!!

Engineer:" Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna . . . . . Friend:" Kyon ??? . . . . . . . . . . Engineer:" 15 page ka love letter bheja tha . . . Pagli ne assignment samajh ke sign kar k wapis kar diya..

kθi hθτα jisκο αpηα, hυm αρnα kεh lετε γααrο, . dυr nαhi το pααs hi hοτa, . . κοi hοτα mεra αpnα..!!

ishq tha mohabbat thi, . ada thi,haya thi........ . agr wafa bhi hoti to qayamat tha wo shaks...

Tahbeer Kis Ko Dhoondny Aa'i hy ab Yahaaan.....???? . . Aankhon K Sary Khawb To Kb K Nahi Rahy.....!!!

Haseen yadoon k kuch . mousam usey arsal karnay hain . . . . Suna hai shab ko tanhai usey sonay nahin deti.......

Wo hum sy khafa han,...hum un sy khafa han.... . Magar baat kerny ko jee chahta ha

Girls hostel me aag lag gayi, Pass hi k boys hostel k Ladko ne help ki. . . TV pr NEWS AAYI-Aag pe Kabu pa liya gaya hai . . Lekin ??? Ladko par kabu pane ki Koshish jari hai..

Naag bola Nagin se, Mere Gale Me tere pyar ka fanda hai, To Nagin Boli Naag se, . Mera khayal chhod de, Qki Mera Boyfrnd Anaconda hai.

Hamain tum bhool jane ka kisi se zikr mat karna..!´ . Main logon se ye keh donga usey fursat nhi milti

Patience The following conversation ensued between PAPPU and a beautiful woman: . PAPPU : Marry me? Woman: Do you have a flat? . PAPPU: No :(( Woman: Do you have an SUV car? . PAPPU: No. . Woman: How much is your salary? PAPPU: No salary.. but,.. . Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave, please . PAPPU: (Talks to himself) I have one villa, three properties in Dubai, three Ferraris, two Porsches.. Why do I still need to buy an SUV . How can I get the salary when actually I’m the boss.. . MORAL: Women Please be patient and listen to what guys have to say !!

"Main tere Warqon mein Bikhra hoon" . "Kabhi woh Porani Kitabein Kholo to Yaad karna" . "Main Qatra Qatra Barsaat mein Barson ga" . "Jo un Barshon mein Bheego to Yaad karna" . "Main Saans Saans teri Yaadon mei Basa hon" . "Jab Saans ko Ukharrta pao to Yaad karna" . "Mai Lamha Lamha teri Yaad mein Jalta hon" . "Kabhi Khud ko Khud se Khafa Paao to Yaad karna" . "Main Raat Raat tujhey RAB se Mangta hoon" . "Kabhi Tum Bhi Haath uthao to Yaad Karna..

Ae khuda mere is Dost ko hathi ki takat, . sher ki awaz, chite ki speed or hiran sa sundar rup de. . Baki GADHE ka Dimag to uske pass he hi.. :v :p

Jab Ladki Bhaagne Ki Dhamki De To Ma Baap Ne Uska Mundan Karwana Chahiye. . 5-6 Mahine Bhagna To Kya, Ghar Se Bahar Bhi Nahi NikLegi TakaLi;

Tujhe bhulana nahi mumkin is . ka takaza na kiakr . Aankhein andhi bhi ho jaento . aansoo nahi ruka krty

Mujhy neend ki ijazat bhi us ki . yaado'n se leni parti hy, . Jo khud tou so jata hy mujhy . karwato'n mein chorrh kar..

6 Great Quotations ... . 1: If you born poor, its not your mistake, But if you die poor, its your mistake….......!! . 2: Born with personality is an accident, But dying in a personality is an achievement..! . 3: Your birth may be normal, But your death should be History..! . 4: Follow none, But learn from everyone..! . 5: Practice like a devil, And play like a angel..! . 6: Do or Die is an old concept, Do it before die is a new concept..!

Duniya Main Hzaron Dost BnaO, . Lekin Un Hzaron Main Ek Dost Aesa BnaO . Jb Hzaron Log Ap K KhiLaf Hon Tu . Wo Ap K Sath Un Hzaron K KhiLaf Ho.. !!

Kaash mujhe maloom ho jaye teri soch ka mehwar . To main khud ko tarashun tere andaaz-e-nazar say..!!!

Aap Pe Hi Khatm Sari Chahat Hogi..... Phir Na Kisi Pe Ye Inayat Hogi..... Kuch Is Tarah Karenge Yaad Apko.. .Na Apko Khabar Na Zamane Ko Shikayat Hogi..

Us bewafa ne mujhe pyar karke bhi chhod diya, mujhe akela kar tanhaiyon se naata mera jod diya, jab aai mout apni to usse raha na gaya, aaye vo laash par meri or mujhe bina jalaye hi chhod diya..

I may not be the most . . important person in your life but i just hope that . one day when u hear my name . u would just smile & say "I miss this person"

Main rang sharbaton ka . Tu meethe ghaat ka paani . Main rang sharbaton ka . Tu meethe ghaat ka paani . Mujhe khud mein ghol de to . Mere yaar baat ban jaani !!

ni oye. Ni oye.... sunn meri ik gal.. Am lucky 2 hv u girl..... fb utte teri photo ae hot.... Tera pyar nashila jse vodka shot yeah..mainu tere naal pyar h.... bs tera hi khyal h...

Aao janch lete hain Dard k trazu par Kis ka Gam kaha tak hai Shidate kaha tak hain Kuch aziz logo sae pochna to prta hae aaj kl Moohabt ki Kemat kaha tak hai Ek Sham aa jao Khul k Hal-e-Dil keh lain Kon jany Sanso ki Mohlat kaha tak hai. !!

Ishq Mat Karna Yaro, Jab Ishq Me Gam Ki Aandhiya Chalti Hai, To Koi Sahara Nahi Milta!! Ishq Ke Nadi Me Jo Duba So Dub Gaya, Use Kbhi Kinara Nahi Milta!!..

Ansu Bahe To Ehesas Hota Hai, Dosti k Bina jiwan kitna Udas Hota Hai, Umar Ho Apki Chand jitni lambi, Aap jaisa Dost kaha Har kisi k Paas Hota Hai….

In khoye hue ansuo se mohbbat muje bhi h,. . Teri tarha zindgi se shikayt muje bhi h, . Tu agar nazuk h to me b patthar nhi, . . Tanhai me ro dene ki adat muje bhi h..

Main Kaise Shikwa Karun Wo Nadaan Hai Bahot, . Udaas Kar Ke Mujhe Khud Bhi Pareshan Rahta Hai...

I'm not your heart but I miss you... . I'm not your family but I care for you... . I'm not your blood but I'm ready to share your pain... . WHY...? Because I LOVE YOU.. <3

Mai Tumhe Chand Kah du,, . Ye Mumkin To Hai Magar.... . Log Tumhe Raat Bhar Dekhe,, . Ye Mujhe Ganwara Nahi.....!!

Santa : Oyee ! Tumne apni Sagai kyu tOd di ?? . . Pappu : yr uska koi BF nahi tha.. . Santa : to fir prblem kya hai ? . . . . . . . . Pappu : Jo aaj tak kisi ki nA hO sAki wo meri kya hogi... :v :p :o

Sasur__ Damaad PAPPU se-- . 6 saal me 6 Bachche ___ ye kya mazak hai__ ?? . Damaad PAPPU- maine aap se pehle hi kaha tha.... . Garib zarur hu par Aapki Beti ko.... kabhi khali Pet nahi Rakhunga.. . PAPPU ROCKED-- :v SASUR SOCKED-- :o

Daughter:- Mom! he's just a friend! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mom:- Humne bhi duniya dekhi hai beta, 2 litre petrol jalaa ke, tume ghar tak chhodne wala just friend nahi hota!!;-)

True Lines.....!!! . Sach kha hai kisi ne ke Waqt ke sath har koi badal jata hai, Galti uski nahi jo bdlta hai, . Glti uski hoti hai jo pahle jesa reh jata hai.!!

Mein Tumhare Vaaste Raho Ko Mood Sakta Hu, . mein Apni Uchi Haveli Chod Sakta Hu, . Kasam Se Tumne Irada Nahi Kiya Varna, . Mein Apne Seher Ka Kanoon Tod Sakta Hu..

Meri Tanhayi Ko Mera Shaunq Na Samjhna; . Bohat Pyaar Se Diya Hai Yeh Tohfa Kisi Ne!

Agar Bhigne ka itna hi shoq hai baarish me . To Dekho na meri aankhon me Baarish to har ek ke liye hoti hai . Lekin ye aankhein sirf tumhare liye barasti hain…

Na Kru Yad Tumhain To Ulajh Si jati Hun Sanso Say... . Smajh Nahi Aata "ZINDAGI" Sanso say Hai Ya Teri Yad Say

Lab Khulte Hai Band Ho Jate Hai, . Sacche Dost Milte Hai Bichad Jate Hai, . Per Jab Saath Bitaye Din Yaad Aate Hai Toh . Hasti Aankhon Se Bhi Aansoo Nikal Aate Hai…

Boy- Teri Judai Me Nind Udti H . Chain Khota H Jaan Jati H . Dil Rota Hai Kuch Kuch Hota H . Girl- Doctor Ko Dikha Le Beta . HEART ATTACK Aise Hi Hota H. :p :D

"Log Us Waqt Humari Kadar Nahi Karte Jab Hum Akele Ho.. . Imean Balki.. . Log Us Waqt Humari Kadar Karte He, Jab Wo Akele Ho."

Wo Bat Hi Kuch Ajeeb Thi , Wo Humse Ruth Gayi Jo Dil Ke Sbse Kareeb Thi, . Usne Tod Diya Dil Humara, . Aur Log Kehte He Wo Ladki Bahut Sharif Thi....

Ek tooti PREM KAHANI- Fark Sirf Itna Sa Hai, .. Uski Barat Gayi, Meri barat AAi, Phool Us Par B The, Phool Mujh Par B The, Mahfil Vaha B Thi, Log Yaha B The

Boyfriend ek aisi cheez hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k ghumti hai...

Bikhre Hain Ashq Koi Saaz Nahi Deta, . Khamosh Hain Sub Koi Awaaz Nahi Deta, . Kal Ke Vaade To Sub Karte Hain, . Magar Q Saath Mera Koi Aaj Nahi Deta..

Dil Todne Walo Ko Saza Q Nhi Milti . Hr KisiKo Pyar me saflta Q Nhi Milti, . Log Kehte Hai Isq To 1 Bimari Hai . To Fir Medical store Me Iski Dava Q Nhi Milti. :V

Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi Ne Ki Hoti, . To Ye Duniya Humse Ruswa Na Hoti, . Agar Aata Aap Jaisa . Muskurana Humein, To Humse Bhi Kisi Ne Mohbbat Ki Hoti…

Khushi Itni Ho Ki Aap Dikha Sako , Gam Itna Ho Ki Aap Chupa Sako , Zindagi Me Kam Se Kam 1 Dost Aisa Rakhna , Jiske Liye Aap Gusse Me Bhi Muskura Sako.

Pass aakar sabhi door chale jate hain, Akele the hum akele reh hi jate hain Is dil ka dard dikhayein kise Marham lagane wale hi zakm de jate hain…

Ankh Me Teri Tasveer Hai. . Zubaan Par Tera Naam Hai.. Kya Kare Sanam Hum To Teri Chahat Me Badnaam Hain..

Usko Ghuror_e_Husan Tha aur Mein Ana Parast, . . Wo Ja Raha Tha Mujhse Pukara Nahi Gaya...!!!

Chaahenge Umar Bhar Hum Subah Sham Tumko Humne Bana Liya Hai Dil Ka Arman Tumko Mere Siva Kisi Par Nazarein-Karam Na Karna . Sitam Koi Karna Bas Ye Sitam Na Karna.. ♥♥♥♥

TuM MarE LiyE . KoE ILZAm Na DHOoNDo..!!! . . ChaHa ThA TuMHe YeHE GaNaH QaFI HaI....???

Mujhe Bhi Yaad Rakhna Jab Likho ge . Tareekh-e-Wafa; Ke Maine Bhi Lutaya Hai . . MohabbatMain Sakoon Apna!

Sabne Kaha Tum Mein Pehle Jaisi Baat Nahi ???? . MAINE KAHA ZINDAGI MEIN USKA SAATH NAHI …. . Sabne Kaha Ab Bhi Kisi Ki Aankho Me Doob Sakte Ho ???? . MAINE KAHA AB KISI KE AANKH ME WO BAAT NAHI …. . Sabne kaha Kyun Itna Toot Kar Chaha Use ???? . MAINE KAHA INSAAN HU PATHAR NAHI …. . Sabne Kaha Kya Bewafa Hai Woh ???? . MAINE KAHA MUJHE AB WAFA KI TALASH NAHI …. . Sbne Kaha Bhul Jaa Use Ab ???? . MAINE KAHA WOH HAQIQAT HAI KOI KHWAB NAHI .…

Yeh cigarrate shouk hai mera, aadat nahi, . . Ye jazbaat jagaati hai . Peeta hoon aadhi raat ke waqt me. . Pagal to nahi, . Teri yaad b satati hai tbhi peeta hoon... . Iss cigarate me faiyda toh koi nahi . Yeh fikar mitati hai, tabhi to peeta hoon.. . . Mai jaanta hu mujhe kuch nahi milega, isse ye meri umar ghatati hai . Tabhi to peeta hoon:-(:-(

Ankh Me Teri Tasveer Hai. . Zubaan Par Tera Naam Hai.. Kya Kare Sanam Hum To . Teri Chahat Me Badnaam Hain..

Aaj Kuch Waqt Ke Liye Paas Mere Kaash Tum Aa jao . Bohat Tanha Hoon Mai Aaj Kaash Tum Aa Jao . Kabhi Khud Ko Itna Kamzour Na Hone Dia Mene . Par Aaj Bikhar Gaya Hoon Kaash Tum Aa Jao . Tum Se Miltay Hi Milta Hai Hosla Har Pal Mujhe . Chahiye Aaj Bahoon Ka Sahara Kaash Tum Aa Jao . Barson Se Jee Raha Hoon Bin Tere .. . . Aey-Jaan-e-Wafa . Aaj Nahi Guzar Raha Aik Pal Kaash Tum Aa Jao . Waqt Ki Raftaar Bhi Jaisay Tham Si Gai Hai . Tham Na Jaye Meri Saansey Kaash Tum Aa jao

Jaanti Hu Ki Bewafa Hay Wo Phir Bhi Dil Ke Haathon Fareb Khaati Hun . . Roz Sochti Hu Ki Bhool Jaungi Usey Roz Isi Baat Ko Bhool Jaati Hoon...!!!

Oh Mainu khendi Mar Javega Daru Pe Ke Tu . Eh Tere Jigar Ch Rach Jaygi . . Main Keha Marna Ta Tere Bagair Unj Vi Aa... . Pee Lain De Mainu Mout Tak... 'Kamliye' ............Tu 'Ilzaam' To Bach Jayengi..

Before marriage in dabangg . . sonakshi ke nain : TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN. . . . . after marriage in dabangg 2 sonakshi ke nain: DAGABAJ RE HAYE TORE NAINA BADE DAGABAJ RE. . . . . . MORAL: shadi ke baad acche accho ki bhi ankhe khul jati hai.

Mujse Ruthna Mat , . Muje Manana Nahi Aata .. . Mujse Door Mat Jaana , . Pyar Se Muje Wapas Bulana Nahi Aata .. Tum Muje Bhool Jao .. . Yeh Tumhari Marzi .. Par Me Kya Karoon.. Muje To Bhulana Bhi Nahi Aata..

Dil mein ho sachchi chah toh zindgi khud be khud byan hoti hai . kal kisne dekha jiyo toh har pal mein hi jaan hoti hai...

Amazing Msg... “The Best Lines ever said by a Man....." When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me... My Mother As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me..... My sister I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn... My Teacher I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me.. My Wife I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me... My Daughter When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in.... Motherland If you are a Man, value every Woman &. If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one Give respect to women...

What is love...?? 0. . . . . . . . . Answer by a boy . . . . Love is the 7th sense of Human that destroyed all the six senses and make the person non-sense....

Between ten people, nine maybe in love with you.. . . . . . . .. . . . . But, You'll fall in love exactly for that one who doesn't love you... !!!

Techer-1869 Me Kya Hua?? . . Intelligent studnt - Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer - Gud! Baith Jao . . . . Techer(Pappu Se) - Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . . . Pappu - Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.. :v :p

Dekho Awaaz Dekar Pass Hume Paogi Aaogi Tanha Par Tanha Na Jaogi Dur RahE Kar Bhi Tum Par Nazar Hai Meri Hatho Se Tham Lenge Jab Bhi Thokar Khaogi

Ma¡ Ne Kaha K Mujhay Chhor Do Ya Tor Do.! . . Wo Be-Wafa Hans K BoLi: . iTnay Nayaab KhiLonay Roz Kahan MiLTay Hain.

Without Light Moon Will Be Not Important, . Without Water River Will Be Not Important, . Without Bullets Gun Will Be Not Important, . Similarly Without You My Life Will Be Not Important

An Awesome Feeling... . . . . . . . . . . . When you have Some One in your Life... Who Take care of you all the time.. :)

An Awesome Feeling... . . . . . . . . . . . When you have Some One in your Life... Who Take care of you all the time.. :)

Cute lines which truly Hurts:'(:'(:'( . She Changed My Every Bad Habit By Loving Me . All The Time And Finally She Lefts Me, . Saying That you Are Changed.. !

Asar yeh kaisa teri chaahat ka Hai mujhpe ho gaya . Zarra zarra mere dil ka Ab tujh mein hi kho gaya . Meharbaan lavo Rab barsa hai Jab se tu hai mill gaya . Tujh ko pa ke aisa laage ke Khud se hoon mil gaya Ke rang jo lagyo..

Ay Ishq Tu Ne Toh Rula Kar Rakh Diya Mujhe . Pooch Meri MAA Se Kitna Ladla ThaMein

True Lines..!! . Zindgi Me 2 Chizein Hamesha Tutne Ke Liye hi Hoti Hain... . Saans or Saath... . Saans Tutne Se toh Insan 1 Hi Baar Marta Hai... . Par kisi ka saath Tutne Se, Insan Pal Pal Marta Hai....!