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15 august

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15 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna. 18 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti.. . . . . . . . . . . . Engineering Me Admission Krwane Ke Liye
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Life main sabse jyada kya milega

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Apko Zindagi mein sbse ziyada kya milega Your Birth Year ?? Mine 1999 1980 Paisa 1981 Pyaar 1982 Izzat 1983 Nafrat 1984 Gifts 1985 Dhoka 1986 Mobiles 1987 Bachy 1988 Bewafai 1989 Roses♥ 1990 Rings 1991 Kiss 1992 Daughter 1993 Son 1994 GF/BF 1995 Bikes 1996 Dresses 1997 Mother's Love 1998 Mother's Pray 1999 Father ka Gussa
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Ladki mandir main

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Ladki mandir me: Hey bhagawan kisi samajhdar ladke ko mera boyfriend bana do, . . . . . . . Bhagawan: Ghar chali ja beti, . . . . Samajhdar ladke kabhi girlfriend nahi banate, . Singles thoko lyk...
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Raat ke waqt

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Love Marrige: Raat Ke Waqt . Shohar: Paani Pilao . . Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi, Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi, . Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde Khadi Rahi, . Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola! . Maango Kya Maangti Ho? . Biwi: Kamine Talaaq De.
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Boy texts his g.f

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Boy texts his Girl friend . . "Jaan I can't live without you! Will you marry me?". . . Here is the KILLING Reply - . . . . . . "Kaun mar raha hai ab! I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name"
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Why ambulance is white in colour

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Height of Craziness !! Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks) . Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, . . Oxygen is a gas, . . GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD, . . FOOD is source of VITAMINS, . . WE get Vit-D from SUN, . . SUN produces LIGHT, . . LIGHT comes from bulbs, . . Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS tree, . . CHRISTMAS means GIFTS, . . GIFTS are given by SANTA, . . SANTA lives in NORTH POLE, . . NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS, . . POLAR BEARS are WHITE.. . . That's why ambulance is WHITE... . . Do not play with students feelings.. . . We can write anything for good marks...
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Kbi Ruk Gye

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Kbi ruk gye Kbi chal diye Kbi chalty chalty bhatak gye Yunhi umr sari guzaar di Yunhi zindgi k sitam sahey Kbi neend me Kbi hosh me Tu jahan mila Tuje dekh kr Na nazar mili Na zuban hili Yunhi sar jhuka k guzar gye Kbi zulf pr Kbi chashm pr Kbi tere haseen wujood pr Jo pasand thy Meri kitab me Wo shair sary bikhar gye Mje yad hy Kbi aik thy Mgr aj hm hain juda juda Wo juda hue To sanwr gye Hum juda hue To bikhar gye Kbi arsh pr Kbi farsh pr Kbi unky dar Kbi dar badar Gham-e-aashiqi Tera shukriya Hm kahan kahan sy guzar gy.
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