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Boy texts his g.f

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Boy texts his Girl friend . . "Jaan I can't live without you! Will you marry me?". . . Here is the KILLING Reply - . . . . . . "Kaun mar raha hai ab! I lost all my contacts, kindly msg me your name"
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Why ambulance is white in colour

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Height of Craziness !! Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks) . Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, . . Oxygen is a gas, . . GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD, . . FOOD is source of VITAMINS, . . WE get Vit-D from SUN, . . SUN produces LIGHT, . . LIGHT comes from bulbs, . . Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS tree, . . CHRISTMAS means GIFTS, . . GIFTS are given by SANTA, . . SANTA lives in NORTH POLE, . . NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS, . . POLAR BEARS are WHITE.. . . That's why ambulance is WHITE... . . Do not play with students feelings.. . . We can write anything for good marks...
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Kbi Ruk Gye

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Kbi ruk gye Kbi chal diye Kbi chalty chalty bhatak gye Yunhi umr sari guzaar di Yunhi zindgi k sitam sahey Kbi neend me Kbi hosh me Tu jahan mila Tuje dekh kr Na nazar mili Na zuban hili Yunhi sar jhuka k guzar gye Kbi zulf pr Kbi chashm pr Kbi tere haseen wujood pr Jo pasand thy Meri kitab me Wo shair sary bikhar gye Mje yad hy Kbi aik thy Mgr aj hm hain juda juda Wo juda hue To sanwr gye Hum juda hue To bikhar gye Kbi arsh pr Kbi farsh pr Kbi unky dar Kbi dar badar Gham-e-aashiqi Tera shukriya Hm kahan kahan sy guzar gy.
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Mosam ke terh badlatay hain

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Mosam Ki Tarha Badltay Hain Us K Erady....! . . Upar Se Ye Zid, K Mujh Pe Aitbar Karo...!
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Qaid-e-Tanhai Se Humein, Chhutkara Nahi Milta,

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Qaid-e-Tanhai Se Humein, Chhutkara Nahi Milta, Ab Kisi Se Bhi Andaaz, Humara Nahi Milta ... ! Qismat Main Hi Na Ho Wafa, To Kisi Se Gila Hai Kya, Ishq Main Doobne Walon Ko, Kabhi Kinara Nahi Milta ... !! Kyun Rota Hai Akela, Beth Kar, Tu Kisi Ki Khatir, Jo Eik Baar Bichhar Jaye, Wo Dubara Nahi Milta ... !!! Kuchh Logon Ka, Kehna Hai Ke, Mil Jati Hai Har Cheez, Lekin Jo Aasman Se, Toot Jaye, Wo Sitara Nahi Milta ... !!!! Kyun Talash Karta Hai, Wafa Tu Iss Duniya Main, Yahan To Apno Se Bhi, Kabhi Sahara Nahi Milta ...
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Muze kisi se mohbt ne tere siwa

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Muze Kisi Se Mohbt Nhi Tere Siwa, Muze Kisi Ki Jrurt Nhi Tere Siwa, Ae JaAn Meri Nazr Ko Thi Talash Jiski, Kisi K Paas Wo Surat Nhi Tere Siwa.
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How does ur love begin ?

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How does ur luv begin? A. Luv at first site. B. After being frnds C. After marraige D. Not yet §comment fast!
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