ग़ौर से पढ़ें और लोटपोट हो जाये:

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ग़ौर से पढ़ें और लोटपोट हो जाये:
एक बार राहुल गाँधी और
मोदी जी एक दुकान पर गए। वहाँ से
राहुल गाँधी ने 3 चॉकलेट चुरा लीं।
जब दोनों बाहर निकले, तो राहुल...
मोदी जी से बोला: देखो, मैं
कितना चालाक हूँ! मैंने दुकान से 3
चॉकलेट चुरा कर अपनी जेब में डाल
लीं और
किसी को पता भी नहीं चला।
मोदी जी बोले: मैं तुम्हें इससे
भी बढ़िया चीज़ करके
दिखा सकता हूँ। फिर दोनों वापस
दुकान में गए...
मोदी जी दुकानदार से बोले: मैं
तुम्हें एक जादू दिखाना चाहता हूँ।
दुकानदार: दिखाइये!
मोदी जी: मुझे एक चॉकलेट दो।
दुकानदार ने चॉकलेट दी और वह उसे
खा गये।
फिर उन्होंने दोबारा एक चॉकलेट
माँगी। दुकानदार ने दूसरी चॉकलेट
दी, वह उसे भी खा गये। अब
मोदी जी ने दुकानदार से
तीसरी चॉकलेट मांगी और वह
भी खा ली।
दुकानदार ने पूछा: इसमें जादू
कहाँ है?
मोदी जी: अब तुम राहुल की जेब
देखो, तुम्हें तुम्हारी तीनों चॉकलेट
वापस मिल जाएंगी

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