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Exam ke pehle pappu ne ek hi assay ka ratta mara... 'MY FRIEND' Exam me aaya... 'MY FATHER' par pappu ghabhrayaa nai...!! Samajdaari dikhaai Jaha jaha friend likha tha vaha vaha father daal diya. .... Pappu wrote: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS. SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY MOTHER IS VERY CLOSE TO MANY OF MY FATHERS. My uncle is also my Father. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.. And I love all my Fathers. b'coz Har ek Father zaruri hota hai Check karnewala abhi tak coma me he 😅😅

Mohabbat Hai K Nafrat Hai, Koi Itna Toh Samjhaye Kabhi Main Dil Se Larti Hu Kabhi Dil Mujh Se Ladta Hai…!!

Bas Ek Choti Si Haan Kr Do Hamare Naam Is Tarha Sara Jahan Kr Do! Wo Mohabbtain Jo Tumare Dil Mein Hain Un ko Zuban Pr Lao 0r Bayan Kr Do! Aaj Bas Ap Kaho 0r Kehte Hi Jao Hum Bas Sune Aisa Be-Zuban Kr Do! Hoi Purani Dastan Heer Ranjha Ki Tarikh Mohabbat Ki Phir Se Jawan Kr Do, Aa-Jao Ke Aisa Toot Kr Chahu Tumhe Hamari Mohabat Ko Mohabbat Ka Nishan Kr Do! Apne Dil Me Is Tarha Chupa Lo MujhKo Rahu Humesha Is me aisa Mera Makan kar Do…!!!

♥ Is baat ka ehsaas kisi par na hone dena ♥ ♥ Ke teri chahaton se chalti hai meri sansein ♥

Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanton ko chhune par, Rishton ki samajh aati hai faaslon pe rehne par, Kuchh jazbaat aise bhi hote hain jo ankhon mein padhe nahin jaate, Woh to nazar aate hain zubaan se kehne par. ...

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha: Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.? aur jawab aayi: . . . . . Kami- na Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. . Tu Na. . . . Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

Every body loves you when you love every body. No one love you if you do not love any one.

Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Tujhse Milne Ko Jee Chah Raha Hai Tera Deedar Karne Ko Jee Chah Raha Hai Tu Khede To Duniya Chhod Dun Main Bas Ek Baar Tujhe Apna Banane Ko Jee Chah Taha Hai

Teri Lehrati Zulfein Na Jane Kya Kehti Hai, Teri Jhuki Nazro Ko Dekh Kar Log Kya Kehte Hai, Humne Suni Hai Aapki Tareef Apne Kaano Se, Log To Aapko Tajmahal Kehte Hai…

हर चीज़ तौलते हैं वो बाज़ार की तरह, उनकी दुआ सलाम है व्यापार की तरह, मुद्दे की बात पहले जहाँ थी वहीं रही, आए भी वो गये भी वो अखबार की तरह..

Kabhi phool kabhi hawa ban ke chhu jaayenge. Hum to mar ke bhi sath nibha jaayenge. Kabhi tanhai mein yaad karna hume. Hasi ban ke hothon par khil jayenge..

Maine khuda se ek dua mangi, Dua mein bus apni maut mangi, khuda ne kaha.. Maut to main tujhe de sakta hun Magar uska kya karun jisne dua mein teri lambi umar mangi.

Pyar usko milta hai jiski taqdeer Hoti hai.. Bahut kam hathon mein yeh Lakeer Hoti hai.. Kabhi juda na ho pyar kisi Ka.. Kasam khuda ki bahut taklif Hoti Hai

Uske Sath Rehte Rehte Uski Chahat Si Ho Gayi Hai Usse Baat Karte Karte Mujhe Uski Aadat Si Ho Gayi Hai Ek Pal Na Mile Toh Bechani Si Lagti Hai Dosti Nibhate Nibhate Usse Mohabbat Si Ho Gayi Hai…!!

Lafzon ki tarah mujhe kitaabon mein milna, Tu banke mehak mujhe gulaabon mein milna, Jab bhi mujhe teri yaad aaye, To banke aansu meri ankhon mein milna

Main To Uski Har Khawaahish Poori Karne Ka Waada Kar Baitha. Mujhe Kya Khabar Thi,Mujhe Chodna Bhi Us hi Ki Khawahish Hogi

Dil mera aaj bhi kyun lagta mujhe chhota bachcha, Mujhko lagte sabhi sachche ya mera dil hai achcha.! Main kisi mein bhi burai ko nahi padhti hun, Usme achchai hai kitni or dil kitna sachcha.! Koi bhi duniya mein achcha na bura hota hai, Waqt halat bana dete hain jhuta sachcha.! Har insan se insaniyat se pyar karo, Wo ameer hai ya gareeb na dekho bachcha.! Pyar sab se jo karoge to khushi paoge, Har kisi ko jo lagaoge gale to he hai achcha

Meri khushi ko lauta de koi.. Mere hontho se muskura de koi.. Dard bohat hai meri zindagi mein .. Dawa ban kar is dard ko mita de koi ….

Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city. Love is when u send a small message to your close relations & friends and bring a smile to their face..

Its love when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage. Its love when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake… Its love when your dad screams at you when you don’t reach home on time and your not reachable on your phone… Its love when your friend holds your hand tightly on a slippery road. Its love when your brother gives you a tight hug to make you feel better when your upset… Its love when your sister wakes you up at middle of the night to tell the silliest of the things, she forgot to tell you earlier.. Its love when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him

Aapke Aane Se Khil Gaya Hai Aangan, Aaapke Saath Se Jhoom Untha Hai Gagan, Aap Ho Isiliye Khush Hai Sara Chaman, Aur Aapse Pyar Karne Ko Hum Lenge Hazaron Janam…

Ek Nazar Hai Tu Deedar Ke Liye, Ek Lamha Hai Intezaar Ke Liye, Ek Khwab Hai Tu Jise Meri Aakhen Dekhe, Ek Tasveer Hai Tu Bus Pyaar Ke Liye…

Kal Raat Meri Aankh Se Ek Aansu Nikal Aaya, Mene Uss Se Pucha Bahar Kyun Aaya, To Usne Mujhe Bataya Ki, Tumhari Aankhon Mein Koi Etna Hai Samaya, Ki Chahakar Bhi Mein Apni Jagha Na Bana Paya…

Kabhi jo ker sako aisa to koshish ker k dekhna.. mujhe..meri tarah chahna.. faqat meri talab kerna.. phir mujhse door ho jana.. main kahon…bhool jao mujhe.. tum roz duaon may mangna.. main tumse her nata tor lon.. tumse her wo haq chheen lon k tumhare paas agar wo ho to nuqsan kisi ka na ho per.....

Sunny's leon mom: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo sunny:No mama mujhe nai peena. Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi? Sunny: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi, phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi. Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaungi. sunny: OK mama,. aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti hoon . . Aur is tarah sunny ne doodh pee liya.. Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai ki kab non veg start hoga.. bus karo      Soch Badlo.... Des Badlo..... AKELE MODI KYA KAREGA......???

BILL GATES in a restaurant.. After eating, he gave 5$ to the waiter as a tip. . . The waiter had a strange feeling on his face after the tip. Gates realized & asked.What happened? . . Waiter: I'm just amazed B'coz on the same table ur daughter gave Tip Of... 500$... & u her Father, richest man in the world Only Gave 5$...? . . . Gates Smiled & Replied With Meaningful words:- "She is daughter of the world's richest man, but i am the son of a wood cutter." ( Never Forget Your Past. It's Your Best Teacher)

Mere Wajood Mein Kash Tu Uttar Jaye, Mein Dekhu Aaina Orr Tu Najar Aaye, Tu Ho Samne Orr Waqt Thehar Jaye, Yeh Zindgi Tuje Yuhi Dekhte Hue Guzar Jaye.!

Na Koi Kisi Se Door Hota Hai, Na Koi Kisi K Kareeb Hota Hai, Zindagi Khud Hi Nazdeek La Deti Hai, Jab Koi Kisi Ke Naseeb Mein Hota Hai…

Din Beet Jate Hain Suhani Yaadein Banker, Bate Rah Jati Hain Kahani Bankar, Par Pyar To Hamesha Dil Ke Karib Rahega, Kabhi Muskaan To Kabhi Ankhon Mein Pani Bankar…

Mujh se Gilay hain mujh py Bhrosa Nhi Usy...... Ye soch kr Hum ny Bhi To Roka Nhi Usy...... Wo shaks kbhi Chand Sitaro se ye puchey......... Hy kon si wo Raat jab socha Nhi Usy....... Alfaz Teer bn k utarty rhy Dil me......... Suntay rhy chup chap Hi Toka Nhi Usy........ E-dil ye Mohabt nhi Asul-e-wafa hai........ Hum Jaan to Dengy Magr Dhoka Nhi Usy.......!

Mere liye meri duniya ho tum Chhu ke jo gujre wo hawa ho tum Maine jo mangi wo dua ho tum Mere pyaar ka ehshas ho tum Meri nazaro ki talash ho tum Meri Zindagi ka karaar ho tum Maine Jo chaha wo yaar ho tum Meri intezar ki rahaat ho tum Mere Dil Ki Chahat ho tum Tum ho to duniya hai meri Kaise kahu ki sirf pyaar nahi Maine jana ki meri ‪Jaan‬ Ho Tum

Bolti hai Dosti chup rehta hai pyar Hasti hai dosti Rulata hai Pyar Milti hai dosti bicharta hai pyar Phir najane log kyon karte hain pyar..??

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

sukoon mil gaya aaj muje badnaam ho kar, tere har ek ilzaam pay yu bezubaan ho kar, kya hua agar bulaya muje beizzat karne ke liye, khush hu main teri mehfil me mehman ho kar, Log padh hi lenge mohabbat teri aankhoon me, chahe karle lakh inkar tu anjaan ho kar, ilzaam mujh par laga kar khud roye ja raha hai, kya payega mera hamdard sare aam ho kar, mil to gaya saboot mujhe teri mohabbat ka, ab afsos nahi tere ishq me nakam ho kar....

Zindagi Ek Chahat Ka Silsila Hai, Koi Mil Jata Hai, Koi Bichad Jata Hai, Jinhe Mangte Hain Hum Apni Duao Me, Vo Kisi Aur Ko Bina Mange Hi Mil Jata Hai..

Ganpati Bappa Morya

Mohabbat Ke Bhi Kuch Raaz Hote Hai, Jagti Aankhon Mein Bhi Khawab Hote Hai, Zaroori Nahi Hai Ke Gham Mein Hi Aansu Aye, Muskurati Aankhon Mein Bhi Sailaab Hote Hai.

Joh Nazar Se Guzar Jaiya Karte Hai, Woh Sitaare Aksar Toot Jaiya Karte Hai, Kuch Log Dard Ko Bayaan Nahi Karte Bus Chupchap Bikhar Jaiya Karte Hai.

Meri Zindagi Ke Raaz Main Ik Raaz Tum Bhi Ho, Meri Bandagi Ki Aas Main Ik Aas Tum Bhi Ho, Tum Kia Ho Mere, Kuch Ho Ya Kuch Bhi Nahi Magar, Meri Zindagi Ke Kash Main Ik Kaash Tum Bhi Ho.

Beete Pal Wapas La Nahi Sakte, Sukhe Phool Wapas Khila Nahi Sakte, Kabhi Kabhi Lagta Hai Aap Hamein Bhool Gaiye, Par Dil Kehta Hai Ke Aap Hamein Bhula Nai Sakte.

Kisi ke dil me basna bura to nhi.. Kisi ko dil me basana khata to nhi, Gunaah ha ye zamane ki nazar me to kya hua.... Zamane wale bhi insaan hain khuda to nhi'''

Meri Likhe Lafzo Ko Har Koi Samajh Nahi Paata Kyun Ki Main Ehsaas Likhta Hoon Aur Log Alfaaz Padhte Hain

Door Rehne Walo Ne Aisa Sila Diya Apni Yaado Se Hum Ko Rula Diya Itna Bhi Matlabi Na Ho Pyar Kisi Ka Jab Chaha Yaad Kya Jab Chaha Bhula Diya

Na Kar Aey Tabeeb Na'Kaam Koshishen Mere Dard Ko Samjhne Ki, Tu Pehle Ishq Kar, Phir Chot Kha, Phir Likh Mere Dard Ki Dawa..!!

Wo Sach Kehte The Ke Tumhari Muskurahat Bohot Achi Hai Ab Pata Chala Wo Sach Hi Kehte The Is Liye To Apne Saath Mujhe Nahi Mere Muskurahat Ko Le Gaye

Har School Me Likha Hota Hai,"Assol"Torna Mana Hai.....!! Har Bagh Me Likha Hota Hai, "Phool"Torna Mana Hai..!! Har Khel Main Likha Hota Hai, "Rule"Torna Mana Hai..!! . . Kaash..!! . . Mohabbat Or Dosti Main Bhi Likha Hota K, K ''DIL'' 'Todna' mna h..

Rishto to sabhi anmol hote he, par ise ahmiyat kuch aache log dete he, dil to sabhi ko deta hai khuda, par isme jagah kuch khas log leta hai.,

Kabhi Humne Kisi Ko Aazmaya Hi Nahi.. Jitna PyaaR Diya Utna Paya Hi Nahi.. Kisi Ko HumaRi Bhi Kami Mehsus Ho PaR Khuda Ne Hume Aisa Banaya hi Nahi......!!

Zindagi guzar jaye par pyar kam na ho, . Yaad hume rakhna chahe pass hum na ho, . Qayamat tak chalta rahe pyar ka safar, . Dua karo Rab se yeh Rishta kabhi khatam na ho...

Jahan yaad na aaye teri, Woh tanhaai kis kaam ki. Bigde rishte na bane, To khudaai kis kaam ki. Beshak apni manzil tak jana hai hamein, Lekin jahaan se apne na dikhein, Woh oonchaai kis kaam ki!

Majburi me nahi dil se yaad karna duniya se fursat mile to Baat Karna, Dua hai zamane ki har Khusi Pao Aap, Phir bhi Aankh bhar Aaye To Hame Yaad karna..

Hum Kuch Is Tarha Se Aapko Yaad Aayenge, Ki Kbhi Kbhi Aap Khud Ko Bhul Jayenge, Bas Itna Sa Asar Hoga Humre Yaadon Ka, Ki Kabhi Kabhi Aap Bina Wajha Muskurenge.

Joke of the month Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai? Boy - sir ... haathi Sir - nalayak!  Tera baap kya karta hai? Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai. Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi.. Sahi jawab..

Husband ko Market Jaate hue Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu..... Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya......

Don't miss dis Its awesome Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se  jhagda krte huye .. Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du .. Saamne wala passenger .. Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow

Tujhe apna bnane ko g chahta h...... Tujhe duniya se chipane ko g chahta h..... Tujhse kuch is qadar jud chuka hu ab.... Tere sang zndgi bitane ko g chahta h....

Zindgi Ki Sabse Meethi Yaad Ho Aap Mehke Huye Phoolo Ki Khushboo Ho Aap Jindgi Me Bahut Dost Mile... Usme Sabse "Alag" Or "Khaas" Ho Aap

Dosti woh ehsas hai jo mit-ta nahi, Dosti parwat hai woh jo jhukta nahi, Iski keemat kya hai puchho humse, Yeh woh anmol moti hai jo bikta nahi....

Jyotish ji: mujhe kaise pata chal sakta he ki mera beta future me kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi or Books rakh do, Unme se jo wo uthaega usse pata chalega... DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya, Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, or Books hath me leke ghar se chala gaya... DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuch le liya! JYOTISHI: Sir, Mubarak Ho! Aapka beta ' ENGINEER' banega..

pyar vo nahi,, jo sabit kiya jaye pyar vo nahi,, jo ajmaya jaye pyar toh vo h ,,,jo vishvas ki dour ke sath bandha jaye pyar vo nahi,, jo humay ek jesa bana de,,, pyar toh vo h ,,, jo humari alag soch ko bhi ek sath chala de.. pyar vo nahi,, jab hum ek sath bethkar batay kartay h,,, pyar toh vo h,,,jab hum ek dosre ki bahoo me sir rakhkar chup rhtay h.. pyar vo nahi ,, jab hum platkar jawab de,,, pyar toh vo h ,,,jab hum ek dusre ki har bat ko apna le............. pyar vo nahi ,, jo humay ek takrar me alag kar de,,, pyar toh vo h ,,,jo hajaro takrar ke bad bhi humay ek dosray ke leay khda rakhay................. pyar vo nahi ,,jisme hum ek dosre ko pura jane,,, pyar toh vo h ,,,jab hum ek dosre ko thoda jankar bhi beemteha pyar kare....................

A boy wrote on his room's door:- "Plz don't enter I'm upset" . . Lover saw it n went away . . Parents saw it n went away . . Frndz came inside wid smilingn said:- ''kaminey, bahar english mai kuch likha hai be, tune english kab sikhi ?? Chal party de

Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

2 pagal cricket match dekh rahe the, . . . . virat ne 6 mara pehla pagal:" wah kya goal kiya hai.. . . Dusra:" bewakoof Goal is me nahi cricket me hota hai.. :O:D

Pyar Usko Milta Hai Jiski Taqdeer Hoti Hai.. Bahoot Kam Hathon Mein Ye Lakeer Hoti Hai.. Kabhi Juda Na Ho Pyar Kisi Ka.. Kasum Khuda Ki Bahoot Taklif Hoti Hai…?

Deewana hun tera mujhe inkaar nahi, kaise keh dun ki mujhe tumse pyar nahi, kuch shararat to teri nazro mein bhi thi, main akela hi to iska gunehgar nahi...!!!

तुझसे मेरा रिश्ता क्या है,मालूम तो नहीँ मगर, तेरे लिए दुआ माँगना, अच्छा लगता है.. मेरे कितने पास कितने दूर है तू क्या पता मगर, मुझे तुझे धड़कनो मेँ बसाना अच्छा लगता है.. तू कितना अपना कितना गैर है क्या पता मुझे ऐ अजनबी मगर तेरा मुझसे रिश्ता पूछना अच्छा लगता है.. प्यार है या नफरत ये जानूँ कैसे, सामने झगड़ना तुझसे, फिर तूझे ही मनाना मुझे अच्छा लगता है.. तेरे उजालो को देख खुश होना.. तेरे अंधेरोँ मेँ हाथ ना छोड़ना.. मुझे अच्छा लगता है...

yun to meri har bat samajh jati ho tum.. phir bhi Q mujhe satati ho tum.,, tum bin koi or nahi mera kya isi baat ka.. ..fayda uthati ho tum.

Afsoos To Yeh Hy K Tu Kam-Sinn Bhi Nahi Haii...!!! Phir Q Terey Hathoo'n me Khilonay Kii Tarah Hoon..?

Rishta wo nhi jis mai Attitude or ego ho, rishta to wo hai jis main 1 ro0thny main expert ho, Or dusra manany mai perfect ho...

Hum Bhi Kabhi Muskuraya Karte The... Ujale Me Bhi Shor Machaya Karte The... Usi Diye Ne Jala Diya Mere Hatho Ko.. Jis Diye Ko Hum Hawa se Bachaya Karte The...!!

"Saari Zindagi Rakha Hy Befaiz Rishton Ka Bharm....!!! . . "Sach Pucho To Koi Bhe Apne Siwa Apna Na Tha....!!

Waja Pochne ka to moqa hi na mila Bas Wo Lehja badalte gaye aur hum Ajnabi hoty gaye.

Aata Hi Nahi Us Nadan K Bagair Jeena Mujhko.........ll Kash Us Shaks Ne Marna Bhi Sikha Diya Hota........ll